Welcome to the front line, I don`t know about the crest though, I come over all queasy every time I am forced to look at it
I would get Bob to get your galloping major back, but I fear he`s gone awol??
Anyway don`t worry to much about Paddy Viagra moveing onwards to the land of sunshine in Madrid, you can probably pick up a bargain replacement at the home of the mighty Citeh
or perhaps the champions in waiting across London might let you borrow one of there`s