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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby Phil(Quassie)Baldwin » Sun Jun 13, 2010 3:47 pm

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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby 27 » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:11 am

In his defence Terry say's he called Ferdinand a blind c*** not a black one
whatever the outcome Stevie Wonder says he will never listen to another Chelski match again. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby lawrie salkeld » Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:17 am

Ha Ha. Twennty Seven.


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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby Prendo » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:48 pm

Terry,s slip today was pure comedy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: .
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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby Paul Keller » Sun Oct 30, 2011 12:11 pm

Considering Ja-Ja Blink minor's big bruv is a close friend of Comrade Terry and they've played many times together for England and as Ja-Ja Blink minor is now a non entity as far as top Prem players are concerned, i can't help but smell a rat and wonder if he's just after a bit of self publicity, by deliberatly swopping visually impaired for non-white ???
Either way as Mr Woods has pointed out, Stevie Wonder dips out whatever term was used !!
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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby 27 » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:36 pm

John Terry legal team insist he’s equally despicable to all races

The legal team behind John Terry’s defence against a potential racism charge will aim to show that he is equally awful to people of all skin colours.

The Metropolitan police have begun a formal investigation into allegations against Terry, after someone told them they had to.

However the team defending the England captain have been quick to outline their defence strategy.

Lawyer Simon Matthews told reporters, “John Terry behaves no worse to someone of Anton Ferdinand’s skin colour, than he does to someone of Wayne Bridge’s skin colour. There is plenty of evidence to support this assertion.”

“How can he be racist when he’s a total shit to white people, too? You have to remember that some of his most vociferous verbal attacks have been against people with the same skin colour as himself.”

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Legal experts has claimed that the case will rest on whether the prosecution can prove that John Terry behaves any worse to black people that he does to other races.

Terry’s Lawyer went on, “They have no case. He categorically does not discriminate, he treats everyone the same in that he’s awful to absolutely all of them.”

“Black, white, yellow or brown, he’s equally likely to behave in a detestable manner towards you as the next person.”

“Anyway, how can he be racist? Some of the millionaires he’s employed to run around a field with are black. Isn’t that proof enough?” :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby 27 » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:32 am

John Terry stripped of Captain Shagger title by FA

John Terry has been stripped of his Captain Shagger title by the FA after a series of poor performances in nightclubs across the country.

FA spokesman Dominic Harland said, “Recently we’ve seen Terry pictured in the papers a lot more with his wife and children, and a lot less with glamour models”.

“Allegations of torrid affairs with team-mates’ ex-partners have really dried up. We need to send out a message.”

Some fans supported the move, saying that it was time for the armband to be passed on. Mark Woodgate from Hemel Hempstead said, “There are a lot of young shaggers coming through the ranks and it’s time to give them a turn”.

“They can shag in positions that Terry just can’t manage now his knees are a bit crocked. His best shagging days are over.”

Other fans opposed the decision. Chelsea supporter Charlie Duncan said, “He’s lost the Captain Shagger armband once before, but he’ll be back. He’s a legend – he’ll shag anything that moves. And a lot of things that don’t.”

England manager Fabio Capello has said that he still intends to select Terry for his starting line-up at Euro 2012. “At least I know that’s 90 minutes when he’s not trying to shag my wife.” :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby Paul Keller » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:18 am

Mr Woods sir !
Love it !
Personally i hope he's innocent, it'll give me great pleasure gloating at the PC/Multicultural/diversity/socialist loving looney-leftthoughtPolice and doing what i hope Terry does, namely telling to go f*** off and get a life !!!!
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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby 27 » Mon May 21, 2012 9:26 am

I noticed Terry was allowed to lift the Champions League trophy in a Chelski kit :shock: :shock: :shock: wonder how Messrs Keane and Scholes feel about this :?: :?: :?:


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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby 27 » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:45 am

John Terry to celebrate not guilty verdict during evening out with Anton Ferdinand’s girlfriend

John Terry is planning to celebrate the not guilty verdict in his racial abuse trial and the reinstatement of his ‘good name’ by having sex with Anton Ferdinand’s girlfriend.

Terry left court victorious today and his spokesperson said he was looking forward to getting back to normal by having sex with someone he definitely shouldn’t be having sex with.

“Mr Terry is delighted by today’s verdict, and his first call was to Mr Ferdinand’s girlfriend in the hope she would join him to ‘celebrate’.”

“Mr Ferdinand is currently in Hong Kong with his team, and so Mr Terry is keen to ensure all three of them put this behind them as soon as possible. Over cocktails.”

Chief Magistrate Howard Riddle said he had heard a great deal of evidence to show Mr Terry was a bit of a prick, but that right now this was insufficient to put him in prison.

In his judgement, he wrote, “Sure, putting John Terry in prison would make a lot of people very happy, but if being an risible human being was enough to get you prison time this country would be nothing more than a room with about four nurses.”

“So unfortunately he can go about his business being desperately unpleasant to pretty much everyone as long as he likes.” :lol: :lol: :lol:



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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby David Moss » Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:40 pm

PINKY wrote:i'll second that phil.
ok SWP the ugliest player still playing !
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I'm not totally convinced Quassie wanted you to second that, Pinky :)

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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby 27 » Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:10 am

Bear found not guilty of shitting in the woods after hiring John Terry’s lawyer

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In a verdict that has stunned the wildlife community, a 500lb brown bear has been found not guilty of defecating in a forest after hiring the same defence lawyer as John Terry.

It was alleged that the bear, Simon Williams, 26, used a patch of dense undergrowth at Bluebell Woods to take a leisurely dump last April, before wiping his arse on a tree.

The prosecution claim Williams wilfully ignored signs saying ‘No ball games or shitting’ and showed callous disregard for other flora and fauna by offloading his lunch at the local beauty spot.

Chief prosecution witness, a deer known locally as Mandy Simcock, said she heard the ‘sound of nearby rustling’ whereupon she looked up to see Williams with his trousers round his ankles reading a copy of The Daily Star.

Simcock said, “Williams spent ages in there in spite of the signs. When I went to confront him he just laughed and said ‘I’d give it ten minutes if I were you’.”

“It doesn’t take that long to have a piss. Besides the stench was unbearable.”

In what should have been a gift to the prosecution, Simcock managed to record the incident on her mobile phone.

The footage clearly shows Williams squatting in the undergrowth although his large furry anus is partly obscured by branches.

However, in a landmark ruling, presiding Judge Howard Dibble ordered the jury to acquit Williams.

“Although this is a bear taking what appears to be a shit in some woods the evidence is inadmissible because it was filmed on a Nokia,” he told the court.

Nature-lover and conservationist Chris Packham said “For years we have been trying to kick shitting in the woods out of the wildlife game.”

“This verdict sends out completely the wrong message to bears who think they can just shit in the woods whenever they like.”

Packham added, “It is of some consolation that the steaming pile of faeces left by Williams will eventually be absorbed and returned to the forest’s ecosystem in the form of mushrooms that will be eaten by chaffinches.”

The verdict represents another stunning victory for defence lawyer George Carter Stephenson who last year successfully defended the Pope over accusations that he was a practising Catholic. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby Paul Keller » Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:00 am

Mr Woods sir !
Your very bestest one yet !
I bet there are a few MP's who wished they'd hired his lawyer when the expences scandal broke !
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And Trooper how's yer soul?

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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby 27 » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:45 am

Hypothetically speaking if Mr Terry had been found guilty I believe the maximum fine would have been £2,500 about half a hours work for him. On the other hand if a Mr Woods had appeared before the beak on the same charge and as usual been found guilty, I would have received the fine and a minimum three year ban from all football grounds. I bet any money he would never get the same punishment, one rule for footballers and another for the mugs who give up their money to watch these over paid prima donna's weekly. :x :x :x


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Re: Another Terry perk

Postby Paul Keller » Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:10 pm

Mr Woods sir !
I hope you'll remember that when splashing out on your season ticket for Wastelands, for next season !
But yeah your right, bet his lawyers fees easily hit six figures !!
Then it's Trooper this, an Trooper that

And Trooper how's yer soul?

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