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IS THIS THE MOST STUPID JOKE EVER?

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:56 pm
by Taff
There are two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other;
You man the guns and I'll drive!

goldfish jokes

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:26 pm
by John Clements
:lol: :lol: taff what a joke, where did that one come from? :lol: :lol:

john

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 8:13 pm
by Bob_H
Taff - it's been a bit quiet on here post Reunion Euphoria - thanks for some great light relief. Any more like that one? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bob_H

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:57 pm
by sweetpea
Bloody hope not :oops: :oops: :oops:

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:12 am
by Phil(Quassie)Baldwin
Doubt it Goldfish only have a memory span of a few seconds how would they remember the sight picture.
Phil :wink:

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:16 pm
by Wanny
I always wondered what that smell was cominging from the turret!
I always assumed it was Bongo's feet!!!! :D
Wanny......................!

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 4:46 pm
by Phil(Quassie)Baldwin
Wanny
It was his feet he had eaten the fish.
Phil

Bongos Feet

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:48 pm
by Freaks Parkinson
Having had the good fortune to work with the Great Bongo Knowles (Well you never know he may have won the lottory!!!) I can definatley state those feet were vegie!.........judging by the amount of cheese between the toes!!!!!! :?

Anyway the joke dosnt work Wan, have you ever seen the experession on a Goldfishes face.........a born "Plank" if I ever saw one!!!!!!! :lol:

Keep the faith
Freaks

:D

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:22 pm
by jonah
Ok

Two parrots sitting on a perch. one says to the other "Can you smell fish?" :D

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:22 pm
by Shep
[Liverpool Supporter in the Divorce Court
Judge :-Is it true you think more of Liverpool than your wife?
Scouser :- To be fair your Worship I think more of Manchester United than I do of her!!

Regards

Shep

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:59 pm
by Taff
Ok, more :-

Two elephants walked over a cliff .......... Boom Boom!

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:21 am
by rick aindow
2 nuns in a bath, one says "wears the soap? the other says "yes it does"!
:oops:

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:27 pm
by williamo
rick aindow wrote:2 nuns in a bath, one says "wears the soap? the other says "yes it does"!
:oops:
:oops: Can some-one explain this one? perhaps it is a strange Czzie humour Rick has picked up? :D

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:34 pm
by Phil(Quassie)Baldwin
Bill
Its a bit like the Priest who goes off to an out of the way hotel for a little illecit fun when he comes down for breakfast in the morning he bumps into the Bishop embarressed he blurts out Beutifull place isent it! yes the Bishop replied and so cunningly concealed.
Phil

well I never

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 8:25 pm
by Paul W. Baker
Manager

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day."

Fish Cake

A guy goes into a fish and chip shop carrying a goldfish bowl.
He asks the assistant, "Do you do fishcakes?"
The assistant replies, "Yes, of course we do"
The guy then asks, "Can you make one for my goldfish, it's his birthday next week"

:wink: